Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Cover Reveal For L.G. Keltner

Image: Rasmin

Today, I have some exciting news about author extraordinaire, L.G. Keltner! First she brought us Self Help 101 or: How I Learned to Take Over the World Through Tolerating My Family (which reminded me of National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation).

Then came Self Help 101 or: How To Survive a Bombardment With Minimal Injury (which reminded me of Jackass--not that I actually watched that show, ahem, just heard about it.)

And now, on September 27, L.G. will release the third title in her holiday/humor series, Self Help 101 or: How To Select a Costume to Help You Deal With People. (length: 29K)

Dani Finklemeier is adjusting to life in college and the realities of living away from home for the first time.  She’s also learning to deal with the criticism that stems from sharing her writing with the world.  Some of the online criticism is even spelled correctly, which somehow makes it worse.

Fortunately, she has a Halloween party, a group of friends, and a supportive boyfriend to distract her from the things that are bothering her.  Of course, a holiday celebration wouldn’t be complete without something going wrong.  Between an unpleasant confrontation with an infuriating classmate, some shocking costume choices, and a bizarre fraternity stunt, the evening will be anything but dull.

Dani’s detractors may not like it, but she’ll definitely have enough material for another book.

About the Author: L.G. Keltner spends most of her time trying to write while also cleaning up after her crazy but wonderful kids and hanging out with her husband.  Her favorite genre of all time is science fiction, and she’s been trying to write novels since the age of six.  Needless to say, those earliest attempts weren’t all that good. 

Her non-writing hobbies include astronomy and playing Trivial Pursuit.

You can typically find L.G. lurking around her blog, on Twitter, or on her Facebook page.

Pre-order Links:

Keltner's hilarious series has hit Christmas, the Fourth of July, and now Halloween. What holiday do you think L.G. will pick next? Do crazy things happen to you on the holidays?


  1. Thank you so much for helping me out today! I really appreciate it!

  2. Another fun cover. Does it come with free candy corn?

    1. I agree. I just figured out why it was so dark. The bright part is a flashlight reflection! (Knocks head.) I need more sleep.

  3. Sounds like a fun series. Congrats to L.G.!

  4. I love how fun these covers are. I believe I have the first one in her series. I need to read it so I can read the others. I especially love Halloween, so I really want to read that one. :)

  5. These book sound like so much fun. And boy, we can all use some humor!

  6. I saw this earlier in the week, and I'm way excited for her! I could never write that funny, but I adore anything that makes me laugh.

  7. I love the covers and titles on these. So FUN!

  8. Congratulations to L.G. I love the cover!

  9. Wonderful covers. I don't know how people with kids write....

  10. Huge congrats on your cool and very creative new cover.


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